Man I’m having serious women problems. I’ve tried, I don’t know how many times, to get the Queen of Spades to look my way, but she’s always so busy with her little Queens Soiree. Darn that Vernon. Anyway, I digress. My point is that it has been very difficult here in Bicycle Village to find any women who find me a worthy caller. Maybe I’ll have to venture over to the Evil Neighboring village of Hoyletown. We’ll have to see. I’ve gotta go; the King of Diamonds is showing off his bling again. I need to stop him before he makes a complete Joker of himself.
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