Enter the strange and warped mind of Jeff Stone and attempt to view the world through his eyes... Good Luck, and Be Careful!
Imagine this: I’m sitting on my throne minding my own business… beside me is my lovely Queen and my Son Jack, and along with Jack is his dear old faceless friend Ten of Spades, or as we call him, Tos. So it’s the four of us… a royal family and friend. I being the King [...]
There I was relaxing in the royal court when I felt the deck shake. Suddenly the box opens up and I (along with the other 51) am tossed out into some magicians sweaty hands. I had mixed emotions; part of me was irritated because I was yanked from a wonderful dream of the Queen of [...]
Man I’m having serious women problems. I’ve tried, I don’t know how many times, to get the Queen of Spades to look my way, but she’s always so busy with her little Queens Soiree. Darn that Vernon. Anyway, I digress. My point is that it has been very difficult here in Bicycle Village to find [...]
That’s it. That was the straw that broke the angel’s blue back! I’m trying to be cool – After all, I AM the King of Spades, but even I have my limits. Last night I took a risk. I decided to sneak out and head of to evil Hoyletown – you know… sin city. Anyway, [...]
Talk about a bitter-sweet moment. Today I was finally chosen to participate in a card trick. It’s a good thing too, because it was getting pretty crowded in here with these 51 other posers. Anywho… the point is I was excited to be part of a trick, and even more exciting was the fact that [...]