Being Jeff Stone

Magic and Life by Jeff Stone

Stone Cold Magic

Enter the strange and warped mind of Jeff Stone and attempt to view the world through his eyes... Good Luck, and Be Careful!

The most traumatic experience of my childhood is also the silliest. I was about 8 years old when I walked out of the bathroom, donning only my superman underoos and a towel-cape pinned around my neck. My mission was to fly over the foot rail of my bed. In order to get momentum, I jumped up and down on my bed until the time was right.

On my next jump, I propelled myself forward in an effort to complete my flying mission. Unfortunately, my own foot sabotaged my flight. This self-thinking foot hooked itself under my rail, thus jerking my in-flight body to a complete halt and causing me to crash-land on the carpet below. I was completely unconscious with a left arm literally snapped in half like the broken bat of an out-of-the-stadium homerun. Needless to say, that was the first and last day of my flying career.

The old saying, “Like Father Like Son” is so true. It was 4 years ago, today, that my son Andrew Followed in my foot steps and lept off the bed breaking his arm. Unbelievable… If you are not faint of heart, then take a peek at the X-Ray below of Andrew’s arm:

http://www.stonecoldmagic.com/blog/images/xray2.jpg

2 Responses to “A Stupid Way to Break an Arm”

  1. Yummy, thank you for sharing.

    Angel

  2. I’m not sure if “Yummy” is the word I would have used . . . More like Owee!

    Jeff Stone

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